I've got Crabby Dons: safety patrol live

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Recorded by Linda Jones. Feb. 2014. Crabby Dons. Gilbert, Arizona. uh dur.

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released July 29, 2014

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Safety Patrol Mesa, Arizona

safety patrol is david martinez and Jeff Jones, Tyler Kipp and Eric Smith. hometown: superior, arizona.

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Track Name: Play me like you play your keyboard
I’m gonna sing you to sleep. The note I said I’d
always keep. A box full of my stuff but I could
never give you enough. Don’t want to talk. Don’t
want to be seen. I want to be anti-social. Do you
know wut I mean???? Whoo!

I’m gonna go into my room, I’m gonna find you in my bed. We’ll
turn out all the fucking lights. The rest of our
lives. Play me like you your keyboard. Put your
hands down my pants.

Play me like you play
your fucking keyboard. Make me. Make me
scream!

Freeloader get out of my house. Said
ralph to me the other night. Free loader get out
of my fucking house. Said ralph to me the other
night yeah.

Tyler Kipp can I sleep over, tyler
kipp can I have some food? Tyler kipp let me use
that truck now. Let me pick up Jessica too. Play
me like you your keyboard. Put your hands down
my pants. Play me like you play your fucking
keyboard. Make me. Make me scream!

I’m gonna
sing you to sleep. The note I said I’d always
keep. A box full of my stuff but I could never give
you enough.
Track Name: Busboy blues
Did you take it with you on
your flight? And was it right next to you as you
slept that night? Or did you toss it on the floor?
Did you hide it in your dresser drawer? The note
I wrote but almost didn’t give to you.

I’ve got the busboy blues, I’d kill our boss if you asked
me to. I clean dirty tables for you. I like the way
you wear your hair. When you’re not looking, yes
I stare. I like the way you wear your hair. Cas,
Cas, Cassidy … I’m no good at communicating.
Cas, cas, Cassidy please acknowledge me.
Track Name: Boys club
Boys club. It’s love, it’s love, it’s love. Boys Club. Give me a hug. Boys Club. No drugs, no drugs, no drugs. Boys Club—
It’s love. Boys Club. We listen to Morrissey. Boys Club. Everyday is like Sunday. Boys Club. Please stop me if you’ve heard this one before. How soon is now. We’re so well mannered and well behaved. If you’re a girl then you’re not allowed in this club. We’re so well mannered and well behaved. Boys Club.
Track Name: Happy sad birthday
When I shook your hand, I sealed my fate. Days pass so slowly
so we wait and we wait and we wait. Our clumsy mistakes.
The choices we’ve made. I remember the day you fell for me.
I remember the day that you fell for me. So here is your song.
I never know what to say. Here’s your song, happy Valentine’s
Day.

“Fuck this house. Who cares about it? This whole thing is
dead so it’s time to abandon you and this life. Ok, that wasn’t
nice. I’ll make it up to you I’ll make everything right. I’ll become
the guy you used to know. I was funny and sweet, I brought you
flowers…” then you said, “Get them away from me. I’m allergic
to daisies.” So here is your song. I never know what to say.
Here is your song, happy Valentine’s Day.

A personal attack.
How could you do that? Your best friend is off crying somewhere
in the back. And I’ve never known what love is but you
make it so vivid. If I could write one like you, I think it’d be worth
it… but sometimes… you take things way too far. Who do you
think you are? So here is your song. I never know what to say.
Here’s your song, happy sad birthday.
Track Name: Note to self
I let you down. I always will. It was your heart I wished to steal. I have it
now, but what to do? Forever is a long time, but only forever will do. Get
over those girls that you sing about. You never cared for them anyhow.
So tell me, who are you trying to kid? I came home stoned, thought I
lost my key—had to wake my parents up from their sleep. Suburban
kids, they’re all on drugs—weed and pills and probably inhalants.

You were the first girl that I kissed, in that Mesa, Arizona grove of citrus.
After the dance we hopped into your sedan. I put my arms around you
in hopes the night would not end. You’ve got to stop singing about shit
like that. It never even happened that way, faker!
Track Name: Purple bench
The sun goes down over our hometown. Superior. How I long to be
near ‘ya. Meet you at the park. See you there after dark. I’m gonna kiss
you under the stars. Be there at 7:00. 7:00 PM sharp. And don’t be late
for our romp in the park! My broke down car guarantees me walking to
wherever, wherever you are.

Forever, I will be your slave. And if you
won’t have me then I’ll go live in a cave. And I’ll leave society behind.
But you’ll always stay on my mind.

A car drove by. Your friends saw
me waiting for you. They were laughing at me. So I’ll take a seat upon
this purple bench. I think I see you off in the distance. Could it be you
here at last? Could it be you, the love of my life. I brought this guitar to
play it for you. I wrote this stupid song as I waited for you.

You broke
my heart. You didn’t show. I’m done waiting for you now I’m gonna go
back to the bar, back to Porter’s cafe, where I’ll get drunk and curse
you name under my breath. But I’ll really be missing you. I’m always
missing you. Oh yeah, You.

The very next day you will write to me,
saying “I’m sorry, I got there at 7:30” Seems I just missed you, don’t
think that I ditched you but I left Besich Park at 7:22. Forever, I will be
your slave. And if you won’t have me then I’ll go live in a cave. And I’ll
leave Superior behind. But you’ll always stay on my mind.
Track Name: My heart is an oven
On a desert cruise, in
Arizona with you. There is nothing better I’d like to do. And
we’ll waste time. And yes we’ll fight. But we’ll be fine. We
found some desert bread. Do you remember it????

Just keep
on driving. Never take me home! ‘cus all I need is what’s in
this car tonight. Do you remember it???? So get out your guitar
and play me those chords. They sound so pretty; you better
add some words.

“My heart is an oven. I am a fly.” “Trolls
don’t live out here. They only live under the bridge,” do you
remember it???? Me and my Incredi-Bat. We’re smacking
rocks off into the sunset. Do you remember it?
Track Name: Bluebird, stay down
(inspired by “Bluebird” by Charles Bukowski) You like
drinking beer while standing in the rain. Back when you
didn’t know me. I still knew your name. I knew your name.
you like making lists, but nothing gets crossed out. There
is a bluebird in your heart, it’s about time you let him out.

You like smoking cigarettes even though it makes you sick
but you don’t care you want to die, you have a deathwish.
But please don’t die because I need you. I love how your
smile brightens the room. It brightens my day. I think of it
now. I know everything will be OK.

There is a bluebird in
my heart, he wants to get out, but I’m too tough for him, I
say, STAY Down. There is a bluebird in my heart, he wants
to get out, but I’m too tough for him, I say, STAY Down.

You stopped wearing underwear, didn’t like the way they
made your crotch feel. Your friends thought you were
weird but you didn’t care. I sleep in a pitch black room,
don’t want to be bothered by the sun but you are like a cat,
sleeping wherever, whenever.
Track Name: Before the weight of the world crushed us
Mother take me in your arms and make me small again. Before the
weight of the world crushed us. A sunny afternoon I spent playing
with you. Before the weight of the world crushed us. But there
was nothing, there was nothing I could do to make it stay. There’s
something, there’s something I’ve lost along the way. There was
nothing, there was nothing I could do to make you stay. Yes, there’s
something, there’s something I’ve lost along the way.

They met in
that small town. They married in the fall. They had plans for kids
and so they found themselves a home. Then a baby was born.
So brand new. Yes a baby was born and you didn’t know what
to do. A different town another place, wipe those tears from your
face. Here are some coloring books to pass the time. But there was
nothing, there was nothing I could do to make you stay. Yes, there’s
something, there’s something I’ve lost along the way. No, there was
nothing, there was nothing I could do to make you stay. Yes, there’s
something, there’s something I’ve lost along the way.

Because when
I’m dead who’ll ever know that I lived. Who will ever know what I
thought or what I said. In the songs I sing, I sing about death. I sing
about being pushed off of a cliff. You know I sing about you and
how you are for me. I’ll sing it to you right now but I’m never on
key. *Dedicated to my mom and dad. -dm
Track Name: Truth or dare
Then she kissed me. Then he kissed me, yeah. Payson girl, what are you
waiting for?
Track Name: PB and J sandwich
The lights are on but you’re never there.
I knocked a couple of times but you didn’t answer the door. I wanna throw you
down your flight of stairs, I wanna drown you in the pool. And then make myself
a PB and J sandwich.